What is Blubbies?
Blubbies is a surreal, soft-horror meets absurd-cute simulation game (or ARG-like entity?) where you raise, feed, and observe strange aquatic creatures called Blubbies. They’re cute. They’re colorful. They smile too much. And they know you’re watching.
Core Gameplay:
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Care for Blubbies: Feed them pellets, play music, and keep them emotionally stable.
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Monitor Behavior: Each Blubby has unique routines… and glitches.
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Watch Closely: The more you observe, the more the game shifts. Sometimes… they blink in sync.
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Unlock Tapes: As you progress, you find VHS-style recordings from “The Tank Before Yours.”
Hidden Mechanics:
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Emotion Meter: Too happy → reality bends. Too sad → tank breaks.
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Feeding Glitch: Feed a Blubby 7 times in a row and it speaks… in reversed audio.
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Camera Flickers: Happen only when you’re not touching the keyboard.
Soundtrack:
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“Bubble Waltz” – innocent at first… then shifts off-key.
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“Do Not Tap the Glass” – whispers in rhythm with the beat.
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“Blub Reverse Mix” – unlocks if game is idle for 66 minutes.
Conclusion – Blubbies:
Cute. Addictive. And deeply, deeply wrong in a way you can’t quite explain. Blubbies lures you in with bubbly smiles and happy songs, then stares back when you least expect it.